December 22nd, 2020
Here’s an interpretation of the message from our esteemed office penguin Topi:
It’s your feathered friend Topi here, hi. Heard through the grapevine that yours truly was featured in the Linkedin thing of the company that has set up shop here at my office. No worries though, I’m one hunky penguin so it’s ok to showcase me. But as those office boys and gals seem to be keeping busy, I decided to take it upon myself to brief you on that elf-related security incident a few weeks back. And let me tell you, it always boils down to this: no matter the job, it’s always best to hire an expert. And the no-nonsense guy that I am, I don’t know too much about the kinds of holiday shenanigans that were taking place here. But as it happens, my cousin Jopi is one of Southern Finland’s leading experts in all things Christmas, so I gave him a call. And faster than you can say grilled herring, Jopi put a stop to the Tomi tomfoolery – Tomi as in that elf chap that tried to get away with that bit of holiday mischief. And now that everything is hunky-dory here at the office, yours truly can finally kick back. And while I’m gone, Jopi and Tomi are staying here to keep watch – between the two of them they’ll no doubt be able to keep the office in something of a running order.
We front-loaded the holiday meal with Tomi and Jopi, and off I went. And what did I do but once again prove that it’s always best to call in an expert, and you can take that to the bank. So that’s why I leave this in Finnish and let the terrific translators here at the office do their linguistic maneuvering. Stock up on herring everyone and enjoy the holidays, I’m off to my vacation. Adios muchachos!